FROM FAB TO FLAB: A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO OBESITY!
Are you tired of being constantly approached by the opposite sex?
Are you frequently inconvenienced by everyone expecting you to lift heavy things for them due to your toned bod?
Just follow our guaranteed, 10 step program, and we can take you from fab to flab, and, we'll keep you there!
So many of these "fast acting" diets just end up with people with healthy habits quickly returning to their old lifestyles.
Be it from exercise or healthy foods, you health-nuts always give in to your temptations and return to your old ways!
BUT NOT WITH THIS!
This diet is guaranteed to get you all the way from fab to flab, and we'll keep you there!
The key is: Moderation, and cumulative work.
You can't jump from an all-organic, frequent exercise, positive thinker to a slouching angry person stuffing down McDonald's in one night. You'll just throw up and give up from the strain!
What you need to do, is baby-step your way to obesity.
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Sensei Ono, Shinka Martial Arts
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About The
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- Sensei Ono, founder of Shinka Martial Arts, is a teacher and student of life. His passion for helping others and self improvement is the purpose behind this blog. -- "If your purpose in any way includes making the world a better place, I urge to you read, and share the knowledge."
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